But doesn't a certain welsh "Ryan" have a similar relationship with Megaphobia?
Who was it who famously said that riding coasters was better than sex? I seem to remember that, following complaints from his wife, he changed it to "better than sex with my wife". Or is that an urban legend?
P.S. regarding the article: that was spookily good timing, as last night I was watching the Futurama episode where Fry downloads Lucy Liu into a blank robot so he can be with her. Is that so very different?

The scary thing is - one day, that will probably happen